Your Body Is a Joke

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Netflix Is A Joke

17 日 前

Your body is a joke....we meant temple. These comedians will tell you all about how they're dealing with their temples.
Comedian Lineup:
Nate Bargatze
Ray Romano
Patton Oswalt
Fortune Feimster
Cristela Alonzo
Tom Segura
Marc Maron
Tiffany Haddish
Urzila Carlson
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Molly Walters
Molly Walters 14 時間 前
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TheUnatuber
TheUnatuber 2 日 前
More Romano Required. (A pinch more Maron, as well.)
Wesley Smith
Wesley Smith 4 日 前
I think the old man trolled the first comedian
RAWCurves101
RAWCurves101 6 日 前
Fortune looks like the fat curly hair boys from Bad Santa and the Sandlot
Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson 7 日 前
Who goes and pay a ticket to watch Urzila Carlson? Not funny at all.
Christopher Huff
Christopher Huff 13 日 前
How many jokes did Nate Bargatze take from fat man Bert
scholargrrl
scholargrrl 13 日 前
Tiffany Haddish is goals!!!
Irene Sambe
Irene Sambe 14 日 前
I love this...
Here For iT
Here For iT 14 日 前
Is that the kid from Bad Santa?
Yamila D.
Yamila D. 15 日 前
“I don’t know who he disrespected more me or Olivia”😂😂😂
Daddy Fitz
Daddy Fitz 15 日 前
My knees click when I bend them. So I'm there bud. 29. Not young. But not old
Matty Sheehan
Matty Sheehan 8 日 前
Have you injured your knees in the past 10 years? My brothers knees have clicked for as long as I can remember, he’s 30, but he’s had surgery to remove cartilage, yet it still clicks, but I don’t think he has much pain in them. You may have an inury!
John Balk
John Balk 15 日 前
3:06 Holy shit, is Patton wearing fucking skinny jeans?? Oh dear God in heaven no, please no. Patton, buddy, stop. Just , please stop.
Deni Pallas
Deni Pallas 15 日 前
I keep Whole Foods bags in my car so my neighbors don’t see me carrying in mcdonalds everyday.
skylar alsina
skylar alsina 7 時間 前
😂😂
Luna B
Luna B 日 前
@Milton Buu -+;.
Jaden Stone
Jaden Stone 5 日 前
☠️☠️☠️☠️ this made my day thank you😂
lisa m
lisa m 7 日 前
Lmao thanks for the idea
Isaac Bernal
Isaac Bernal 9 日 前
Q
Joe D
Joe D 15 日 前
Maybe don't put "I was running the clock out on my wife" next to a comedian with a dead wife.
GB
GB 16 日 前
"Olivia?"🤣🤣
Rowan
Rowan 16 日 前
Lol Patton is hilarious.
Imsexysryurnot
Imsexysryurnot 16 日 前
... can I just say, when she power walked at 6:30 with the shoulders up... not bad 😉
D R
D R 16 日 前
My God why aren't there any funny women srand up comics?
lilblop
lilblop 8 日 前
idk about "srand up comics" but there are funny female stand up comics, you should try to ask your female friends to recommend you some if you have such friends
iLLa SkriLLa
iLLa SkriLLa 10 日 前
Others not named, Adrienne Iapalucci is great. I like some of Ally Wong.
Brandon Lynch
Brandon Lynch 15 日 前
@D R Anjelah Johnson is one of my favorites
D R
D R 15 日 前
@Gray Hackinson still no
Gray Hackinson
Gray Hackinson 15 日 前
Taylor Tomlinson, Nikki Glaser, Iliza Shlesinger
S Cee
S Cee 16 日 前
Oh my god, Patton Oswald. I just bought my first serious cereal last week. Up until this point the only cereal I have consumed is rainbow. I told my mom I bought "adult cereal" she didn't believe me. I had to text her a picture
bulldogvillan
bulldogvillan 16 日 前
Picture of Patton Oswalt "I was running the clock out on my wife"
Adam Plumpton
Adam Plumpton 10 日 前
I caught that too.lol
Rasmus n.e.M
Rasmus n.e.M 16 日 前
Damn, that Patton Oswalt bit is almost poetic. I'm in my twenties, and I'm already starting to see the magic fade from the small things in life.
Elena Louis
Elena Louis 10 日 前
You’re so right it hurts
TekkaSage
TekkaSage 16 日 前
Video should be titled: Middle aged men transitioning to being old.
Scribe13
Scribe13 16 日 前
My body strong like iron
Seeking Eudaimonia
Seeking Eudaimonia 16 日 前
I just realized, watching a comedian nowadays live, is basically paying to read someone’s top tweets, just with enthusiasm and an ability to convey sarcasm appropriately.
Seeking Eudaimonia
Seeking Eudaimonia 10 日 前
@CrazyNights14 there are better ones out there, but I mean the vast majority of newer comics, this is their style. Which I can’t blame them. I have used Facebook since I was 14 or 15. I’m 28, I don’t use it anymore myself but I still think in terms of statuses instead of connection with my fellow man.
CrazyNights14
CrazyNights14 10 日 前
You're watching the wrong comedians
Abby Is Watching
Abby Is Watching 16 日 前
Patton Oswalt's bit reminded me of the Saturday Night Live classic bit where Phil Hartman does a commercial for a cereal called "Colon Blow!"
Reese J
Reese J 16 日 前
I'm in the clip and I don't like it
Jeremy BlackWater
Jeremy BlackWater 16 日 前
Where ya at?
Jondoe Harris
Jondoe Harris 16 日 前
Time stamp?
Neza Ramovha
Neza Ramovha 16 日 前
Early
John Possum
John Possum 16 日 前
20+ surgeries here. Yeah, my body is a joke.
Tyler Hackner
Tyler Hackner 16 日 前
This’ll be relatable to me at some point lol
Luna B
Luna B 15 日 前
Uh, I think you're on your way there or maybe you have amnesia. You already posted that comment once. LMAO
Tyler Hackner
Tyler Hackner 16 日 前
Bet this’ll be relatable to me eventually lol
Sergio Martinez
Sergio Martinez 15 日 前
@Marjanja 💯
Marjanja
Marjanja 15 日 前
It’s like a 100% bet. But you don’t win.
Samantha Boyce
Samantha Boyce 15 日 前
It comes to us all......I'm there, I wish it wasn't relatable!
Cute Cat
Cute Cat 16 日 前
Damn Netflix u didn’t have to come @ me like that. Like I’m trying my best ok ?
BEEBS xoxo
BEEBS xoxo 15 日 前
LMAO 🤣😆😆 Too FUNNY 😆🤣😆🤣
Scot Fretwell
Scot Fretwell 16 日 前
Sterilized corporate comedy.
Abby Is Watching
Abby Is Watching 15 日 前
'K dude, let's see what YOU'VE got...
D R
D R 16 日 前
Lol what a trendy thing to say
Mhhmm
Mhhmm 16 日 前
F
Pernell13489
Pernell13489 16 日 前
I remember when I first realized that I was "old". I saw someone I hadn't seen in a long time and had only met through my job, so I didn't really know him. But for some reason he gave me a hug then said to me, "You aren't as old as I thought you were". 👵
Pernell13489
Pernell13489 15 日 前
@May very true. ❤️👵
May
May 15 日 前
ruuude
Dirkaft Khalid
Dirkaft Khalid 16 日 前
Damn I’m so early I get to find out if netflix looks at the comments.
New temp Phone-Ash
New temp Phone-Ash 15 日 前
@Netflix Is A Joke who are you?
New temp Phone-Ash
New temp Phone-Ash 15 日 前
@Netflix Is A Joke wow weird!
Netflix Is A Joke
Netflix Is A Joke 15 日 前
👀
New temp Phone-Ash
New temp Phone-Ash 16 日 前
silly, no one regulate the internet...
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