Putting Your Kids To Sleep Is The Worst | Kevin James

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Richard Ortegon
Richard Ortegon 19 時間 前
"Daddy, i love you," "Shut up, you don't love me" . . . lmao
Merle Voi
Merle Voi 20 時間 前
Sooo true!
Johan Bäck
Johan Bäck 5 日 前
As a father, I have been putting my son to sleep for the last 4 years, every. god. damn. night. And now, I can "sense" the second he falls asleep, its like you can feel it in the air, he is no longer present.
yuzu 5 日 前
My Asian mom on a weekday night: What sleep. Finish your studies first. My Asian mom on a weekend night: GET YO ASS TO BED. IF NOT, YOU'RE STUDYING! Me as a child: I must sleep with all my might.
Laura B
Laura B 6 日 前
It's opposite for me. My youngest goes to sleep in 5 minutes with dad. It has taken me up to 2 hours before. If he's home, he gets bedtime duty. And I'm more strict at night.
Austin Lauver
Austin Lauver 7 日 前
This is why I like video games over sports
Daniela Mouatassim
Daniela Mouatassim 8 日 前
The Mama Lounge
The Mama Lounge 9 日 前
Ded. 😅👏🏼
Heather Metz
Heather Metz 9 日 前
2:11 “No Daddy, we’re going to sleep now!”
J. JJ 11 日 前
After the evening meal and a bubble bath my kids would sleep til the following morning, the weekends they were so ready to break the bedtime curfew, if anything we’d watch a movie or Disney cartoon before they went to sleep
the phenom
the phenom 12 日 前
Why a comedian return to stand up comedy.
Serenade2461 13 日 前
Nobody sings their kids to sleep anymore? That was the best part about Dad putting us to bed. He sang us to sleep a couple times a month. Made it a little more special then Mom's nightly singing
Abigail Trumbo
Abigail Trumbo 6 日 前
Some of us did until we lost our voices cause the kids didn't want to sleep. XD
Bartholomew Lyons
Bartholomew Lyons 14 日 前
Wow, Louis CK has let himself go, man
Cameron Baum
Cameron Baum 17 日 前
Are there actually people that are staying their kids rooms until they fall asleep? How the actual fuck does that work? I just read my kids a book and dump them in bed and they fall asleep just fine
Cameron Baum
Cameron Baum 6 日 前
There's just no way in hell I coukd do that every night
Becky Phipps
Becky Phipps 11 日 前
I had the same thought. Would have driven me crazy to have to do this every night when my children were little.
PJ 16 日 前
Evidently dumb asses! Lol
Taylor Ambrose
Taylor Ambrose 17 日 前
I love listening to comedians that talk about their kids. Makes me happy im never having any. Knowing I never have to deal with putting kids to sleep is pretty great.
Abigail Trumbo
Abigail Trumbo 6 日 前
You'll also never get to wake up to see them smiling at you and hugging you cause they missed you while they slept.
Kindah 8 日 前
Kids are only as complicated as the parent makes it. In 6 or 7 yrs they're grown and don't need you all the time. Our kids put themselves to sleep after we do our skincare routines and prayers together. Makes me happy I actually have a family and no longer have to pretend I'm happy without them.
sweetnyouniq 19 日 前
Lmao I thought it was just me! Turns out we all have the same bedtime struggles!
FloridaLizardQueen 19 日 前
I used to do a lot of babysitting, and sometimes the kid didn't want to go to bed. I always told them, "Go to sleep or your parents aren't going to let me watch you anymore." That usually convinced them because I was their favorite babysitter.
Alan SMITH 19 日 前
The shy architecture erroneously found because advertisement unknowingly undress versus a obscene dream. alert, same taurus
Young_ BunnyHop
Young_ BunnyHop 20 日 前
Why is he so spot on lmfao
Ehud's Dagger
Ehud's Dagger 20 日 前
What? What weird world is this? Parents actually get into bed with their kids and wait from them to sleep?
Becky Phipps
Becky Phipps 11 日 前
Apparently it's common.... I never did this.
Cameron Baum
Cameron Baum 17 日 前
Yeah I'm not getting this shit either. I read my son a book and put him in bed. Bedtime is like a 5 minute thing
Nick Hague
Nick Hague 20 日 前
If ever wanna no where kids are ,switch the WiFi off
Angela Molnar/Pemberton
Angela Molnar/Pemberton 21 日 前
Mike Nikonsuk
Mike Nikonsuk 21 日 前
Bedtime is usually during the 4th quarter of the 1st NBA game east coast time and baseball last two innings lol but nfl is cool as sun and mon games start late lol....you only miss halftime..single dad experience
Irene Stetska
Irene Stetska 22 日 前
This is so hilarious and true I just can't ))). He's so good.
Admiral 22 日 前
Just love Kevin James, so funny
Ang 22 日 前
My mom started the quarter game with my brothers &I. " 1st child to be quite & go to sleep gets a quarter in the morning " ........... oh ok.
Katrina B
Katrina B 6 日 前
When all else fails.... bribery
Jessica Rellstab
Jessica Rellstab 24 日 前
He loves it. Will get his his ex wife back
Aisha Zahir
Aisha Zahir 26 日 前
As a mom I can tell you it's still the worst!! Those kids aren't fooling!
Holly Gamble
Holly Gamble 26 日 前
Introduce them to the wonderful world of✨ASMR✨
Kindah 8 日 前
I massage my kids before they to sleep after their bath. No way am I giving my kids electronics before they go to bed. I don't give them electronics at all. They won't have any portable electronics till they're 16.
Mr. Cooperwood
Mr. Cooperwood 26 日 前
After prayers I simply say Good Night and my kids go to sleep... Boom. That simple
dave idmarx
dave idmarx 27 日 前
I had to put my dog to sleep and THAT was bad enough. I couldn't imagine putting my kids to sleep. :-(
Kagani 25 日 前
Yoo I respect anyone who can just put their dogs to sleep. Like that’s my biggest struggle as a dog owner lol
qwtzk 25 日 前
We got a Jeselnik in the house
tornado649 27 日 前
That dismount is truly the make or break event, you can destroy the fastest bedtime put down
Hammad Khalil
Hammad Khalil 27 日 前
Kindly fill this mcqs it will take 1 min, its a matter of life and death please help! forms.gle/4AWHTjVvfBfLs9ww8
P83 944NA
P83 944NA 27 日 前
“They come tumbling into the vortex” lmao. -Say what you want about Kevin James; the guy is a master at funny, clean comedy and that’s not an easy feat. Anyone can be vulgar to get laughs. This guy gets them by being intelligent with his set up. I stay up at night hoping I catch a King of Queens I haven’t seen before, that show was comedy gold.
My mom would make me do tomorrow's homework if I decided to be awake. Don't stress yourself with all these theories and analogies, start teaching em addition and subtraction if they don't sleep
Men Cred
Men Cred 4 時間 前
If i teach those to a 2 year old, they wont understand yet they will be happy to be awake because they think its a family night talk.
Joseph Lovely
Joseph Lovely 7 日 前
I want to remember that when I'll have kids
titi douglas
titi douglas 10 日 前
Yup! Mental work is more draining than physical work. Math is definitely my go to
McAllen City Corruption
McAllen City Corruption 27 日 前
My mom: Get to sleep or I'm coming in there with the belt. Us: lol, yay! Lol!!!! Yay! Mom: I told youuuu!!! Slash pow! Whip! Pow! Us: Ughh ugh, sniff sniff, Ughh wahh! Us again: ZZzzzzz zzz
Jobim Zapico
Jobim Zapico 27 日 前
This bit was gold
MommyScientist 28 日 前
He’s summarized November and December 2020 just there. Thanks, Halloween for terrifying my 2year old!
Rodutchi 28 日 前
I tought it was fat Joe Rogan in the thumbnail, and took me some time to adjust ngl
Marcelle Raph
Marcelle Raph 28 日 前
Holly shirt! Paul plart looks like Mr. Incredible.
mjs1231 28 日 前
Thought this guy was dead?
Lindsey B
Lindsey B 28 日 前
I used to listen to cassette tapes as a kid. Music or little stories. Kept me entertained til I fell asleep.
Anna Happen
Anna Happen 25 日 前
Zachariah Addison
Zachariah Addison 29 日 前
Nobody uses the rod anymore lol. That's why the amount of kids everyone has is on avg is 2 in America.
Kindah 8 日 前
3 actually.
President Uncle Joe
President Uncle Joe 29 日 前
Brumsly Brumbino
Brumsly Brumbino ヶ月 前
Wait, you mean to tell me the brilliant comedic minds of KEVIN JAMES had the genius idea to write a generic bit about being a parent? Well color me surprised! I was just telling a friend that I could really do with some more identical parenthood jokes, just to see how much more watered down the vast majority of stand-up comedy can possibly get. Imagine the time and effort that goes into “writing” the same jokes everyone else does, just with several irrelevant changes made to fool people into believing these aren’t all THE SAME DAMN JOKES. “I thought I had heard someone else do that same bit, oh but that guy said he had a daughter who liked pink. This was a joke written about a son and the color blue, my mistake.” Yea I’m a little frustrated by people who choose to be lazy writers when they could, idk, maybe try a little harder than coming up with garbage while they fly first class. If you haven’t noticed, I’m slightly frustrated by the way. Did you not notice? Say something clever to me. C’mon, sock it to me!
DinaG ヶ月 前
My parents can relate so hard to this, I was an absolute shit to put to sleep
Joshua Fuller
Joshua Fuller ヶ月 前
Just put on a Kevin James movie. They'll be OUT!
Eytan Goldstein
Eytan Goldstein ヶ月 前
This man was saying straight facts
Giovanni Cortez
Giovanni Cortez ヶ月 前
Lmao I liked this before the video even started, just off the title 😂😭
TrapLord ヶ月 前
He looks like joe Rogan’s out of shape brother
Tombstone Jones
Tombstone Jones 23 日 前
@Snake Plissken Both Kevin James and Joe Rogan are funny. Quit being a little bitch.
Snake Plissken
Snake Plissken 28 日 前
The difference is Joe Rogan lacks the intellectual ability to say an English sentence without 14 cuss words and horrific vulgar words in it. If you can make people laugh without being vulgar and cussing worse than a sailor you are a master comedian. It is way harder to do that without being vulgar.
😐 not funny didnt laugh once
@damien turner now bill burr or Tom segura make me laugh
@damien turner guess not my type and i get what he is saying i have 2 kids but not one smile from me
damien turner
damien turner 29 日 前
I laughed a lot
Rich Corbett
Rich Corbett ヶ月 前
Rob T
Rob T ヶ月 前
I just let my son go in his room an play with his toys til he passes out. There's no getting that boy to bed if your in the room with him. He needs time by himself to play and mentally unwind then he passes out before long happy and tired.
Gabriela Trujillo
Gabriela Trujillo 14 日 前
Some kids are just independent, they don’t need you for much if they can do it themselves. My youngest, tried to have him on a napping schedule like my other 2 but he would just go and lay down, take a nap all on his own. I’d go look for him and he was already doing nap time, same with bed time when we stay up later during the weekends.
puckman ヶ月 前
The least funny person to be given a special. He sucks ass
Chris Furtaw
Chris Furtaw ヶ月 前
terrible comedian
Duquette Beats
Duquette Beats ヶ月 前
Deirdre Morris
Deirdre Morris ヶ月 前
Mom: If you're staying up with me, we're doing chores! Kid: Night mom!
Krista Vrapi
Krista Vrapi 日 前
AdMiKa 4 日 前
@Jordan Fauntleroy Lol, so did my brother and I. My mom used to say "I love bored children. They're my favorite!" That was enough to shut us up!
Jordan Fauntleroy
Jordan Fauntleroy 4 日 前
@AdMiKa Works like a charm!!! When my son says I'm bored I'm like ok since your bored I'll find something for you to do, you can sweep, do dishes, and clean up after your brother and sister. The look he gives me is priceless lol 😯. He learned real quick 🤣😂😂😂
Deirdre Morris
Deirdre Morris 6 日 前
@Lauren Charley How sweet! Enjoy those Littles! They grow up fast!❤🎉
Lauren Charley
Lauren Charley 6 日 前
My twins are 11 months, this won’t work 😂😂😂 but I’m using this as soon as I can!
Yup Ok
Yup Ok ヶ月 前
I’ve perfected the art of not breathing while I’m getting off the bed in a ninja like fashion.
Giusy Lotus
Giusy Lotus 9 日 前
And Drax perfected the art of moving so slow he becomes invisible
jude martin
jude martin 14 日 前
How old of a child you ask? Under 16 that’s all imma say
jude martin
jude martin 14 日 前
Cool I’m a child
N Marrs
N Marrs ヶ月 前
For those who don’t know Kevin is absolute bad ass. He went to prison for manslaughter. He killed a guy on accident when he was a bouncer. He’s also a trained fighter. Still a great guy.
1carminee ヶ月 前
This is so relatable, I am so happy I am not the only one feeling this way
SingPray Luv
SingPray Luv ヶ月 前
Kevinnnnnnn I’m so happy to see you!! You need more content!
Abdul ヶ月 前
Treat yourself and go to Kevin James YT page. It's absolute gold
Deirdre Morris
Deirdre Morris ヶ月 前
Very!!! Such good content!#
V PeRK V ヶ月 前
1:54 , This is sooooo fcking true. If you even show any response , its over, reset the clock n start over. Soooo many times, im thinkin my boy is at 99.9999 fallin alseep. Lil fcker gets up n starts playing. Its a mindfck. He needs to talk about trying to wake them up. Now thts a mfer. Especially when they dint want to.
B.b. Gun
B.b. Gun 28 日 前
Someone else here gave a genius tip. She tells her kids that if they want to stay up with her then they have to do chores. Hope it helps you.
Rude Valve
Rude Valve ヶ月 前
Certified Gold!!!!!🎄
NarcoticDimension ヶ月 前
It's a shame to hear that hes a total asshole in real life... really love Doug heffernan.
Hashim Nawaz
Hashim Nawaz ヶ月 前
Man, mall cop upgraded
Ja Ja
Ja Ja ヶ月 前
Lol this is the truth
Scorpio ヶ月 前
Or just put them to bed and close the door.
Karl-Rick Bizoza
Karl-Rick Bizoza ヶ月 前
You can find the whole story in his book Memoirs of an International Assassin.
Allergicboi ヶ月 前
I'm 50th comment
kirb e
kirb e ヶ月 前
Soooooo accurate
Ricardo Masvidal
Ricardo Masvidal ヶ月 前
I know im gonna miss this when she grows up but my daughter loves to ask questions for hours until she finally falls asleep at around 1 am its annoying but I love it at the same time
T.L. White
T.L. White 6 日 前
Oh that's my 4 year old, he is always hungry when I tell him it's time to go to bed. I fix him a snack and a cup of milk. Then he starts with questions!!
Holly Gamble
Holly Gamble 26 日 前
@PrincessAfrica3 I appreciate you! We're both so blessed every single day, it's amazing. God bless you and your circle too ❤️ Much love from El Paso, TX 🏜️😊
PrincessAfrica3 26 日 前
@Holly Gamble thank you for sharing, very touching😢 I pray Jesus Christ will heal and comfort you both💜
PrincessAfrica3 26 日 前
@scott allday lol true
Holly Gamble
Holly Gamble 26 日 前
My pops had the exact same "problem" with me 😅 one night he put on the discovery channel, hoping to bore me to sleep he says. Instead this became a decade-long tradition of ours that we dubbed "Bedtime Discovery Hour" 😅❤️ I LOVED it and so did he - we still do! Man, forgive me. I just got so nostalgic over your comment about your chatty kiddo 😅 See I'm 25 now, and my dad has serious health problems these days, so we can't visit at all during the pandemic. . . but some nights he'll call me up at 10:30 pm SHARP, talking about how he "hasn't been sleeping too well," and I know what that means. We watch our 10:30 Discovery Hour on the phone together and he is SO chatty through the whole thing just like I used to be 😅 He just wants to talk to me, I can tell. I don't dare hang up until I know he's fast asleep either, no matter how long it takes, lol. It's honestly a very precious thing to experience the other side of that coin now. I'm so grateful.
batgurrl ヶ月 前
This guy was never funny as a standup and his sitcom was sub mediocre.
batgurrl 22 日 前
@Carlos Venegas that’s good for him I still find no talent and he is the opposite of eye candy lol
Carlos Venegas
Carlos Venegas 22 日 前
Worth millions though
T-Virus Terrance
T-Virus Terrance ヶ月 前
Sometimes in life, kids don't want to go to sleep.😂😂 TERRANCE OUT
T-Virus Terrance
T-Virus Terrance ヶ月 前
@Jacob Torres Thanks TERRANCE OUT
Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres ヶ月 前
Dope JPgoon name
Dan Diaz
Dan Diaz ヶ月 前
My son refuses to go to bed but with me he knows its nonnegotiable and falls right to sleep
Bartholomew Lyons
Bartholomew Lyons 14 日 前
Wow, Louis CK has let himself go, man
Ryan Shephard
Ryan Shephard ヶ月 前
More than likely he pretends to sleep until you leave the room. 😂
C A ヶ月 前
Which is it?
kaya shorta
kaya shorta ヶ月 前
My life 😭😂
Kylee Martin
Kylee Martin ヶ月 前
"You shut up. You dont love me" Spoken like a true woman. So proud
Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres ヶ月 前
🤣I felt guilty laughing at this
Asurtoris ヶ月 前
PariSitic Pictures
PariSitic Pictures ヶ月 前
Seems like much less of an asshole in this one. Good on ya James.
sia kelley
sia kelley ヶ月 前
Not funny at all
Carlos Venegas
Carlos Venegas 22 日 前
Still has millions of dollars
Niki bruh
Niki bruh ヶ月 前
💜💜💜💜 to Kevin james 🤩🤩
Life is Good
Life is Good ヶ月 前
Your channel is very good. Please visit my channel and support my content.Have a nice day❤️
Life is Good
Life is Good ヶ月 前
Your channel is fantastic. Please visit my channel and support my content.Have a nice day❤️
Wonderpaard Fred
Wonderpaard Fred ヶ月 前
Man, do you guys remember his golden years when he still wasn't funny?
Carlos Venegas
Carlos Venegas 22 日 前
Probably funnier than you
Handstandman Stan
Handstandman Stan ヶ月 前
MahoneyP573 ヶ月 前
The laugh track guy had his work cut out for him with this act.
Liz ヶ月 前
Love this man💯😂
Kylejoin_97 ヶ月 前
I'm just a brother I can relate to it. Hahahahah
B!tchSlapper ヶ月 前
Let the vet do it.
Stylebreaka ヶ月 前
Jacob Downey
Jacob Downey ヶ月 前
Can I get 420 likes on this comment?
Travis Williams
Travis Williams ヶ月 前
In my house we all go to bed at the same time and randomly at 3 AM I woke up to my oldest looking at me like 3 inches from my face next to my side of the bed in the dark and my black ass almost turned Casper white and knocked her out. 😂😂 turns out she just wanted to lay next to me
Selena Mae
Selena Mae 4 日 前
Children can be scary at times 😂😂😂 my daughter does this to me.
Lauren Charley
Lauren Charley 6 日 前
You win the internet 😂
T.L. White
T.L. White 6 日 前
That happened me a couple times once to be told she had to go to the bathroom and then another time to tell me she couldn't sleep. After she (literally) 🤭 scared the piss out of me twice I had to threaten her and tell her to stand at the foot of my bed or at the door from that point on!!
Zinhle Vilakazi
Zinhle Vilakazi 8 日 前
Jesus loves me!!!
Jesus loves me!!! 13 日 前
I thought this was only my boys who does that hahaha :-) :-)
Exciter ヶ月 前
Jamaal Curry
Jamaal Curry ヶ月 前
He was the next Tim Allen, until he made that Mall Cop Movie...... still a comic icon
StupiderWithAB ヶ月 前
I just made a video about canceling Santa that is almost funny. I am sure you will hate it if you check it out 😐
Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres ヶ月 前
@J.S Moore now tell us how you really feel 🤣
Jamaal Curry
Jamaal Curry ヶ月 前
@Zebulous That was actually good, along with his other family holiday films
Zebulous ヶ月 前
Tim Allen did the Santa Claus, though, so...
Zebulous ヶ月 前
@J.S Moore Coke head.
Faceless Mc Shadow Figure
Faceless Mc Shadow Figure ヶ月 前
Jay Smith
Jay Smith ヶ月 前
Kevin James wrote this stand-up because people can't go to a UFC event so he had nothing else better to do.
Carlos Venegas
Carlos Venegas 22 日 前
Shut up loser this is much more entertaining than ufc
Eric’s Video’s
Eric’s Video’s ヶ月 前
This guy is said to be one of the worst diva’s out there in the industry. Rude is the word.
Carlos Venegas
Carlos Venegas 22 日 前
Henne Sippn
Henne Sippn ヶ月 前
Bro, this comment section roasted u
r e
r e ヶ月 前
@Anthony Lozano , with a fork too
Mikey Knuckles
Mikey Knuckles ヶ月 前
Eric Mundy....reporting live.
Anthony Lozano
Anthony Lozano ヶ月 前
I heard on TMZ that Eric Mundy eats his cereal with water.
THEEB - ذيب
THEEB - ذيب ヶ月 前
Relly Rell is Really Real
Relly Rell is Really Real ヶ月 前
Last..how about that..
ItzxGohanx ヶ月 前
i wonder how long people have been commenting first second and third on youtube videos
ItzxGohanx ヶ月 前
Giuseppe Arena
Giuseppe Arena ヶ月 前
Put a tv in the kids room volume off, boom done.
Joe Sims
Joe Sims ヶ月 前
I had a never ending audio book collection lol
ItzxGohanx ヶ月 前
my mom use to put the education channel on tv full of slow talking and education facts i hated it but it worked
crump 1482
crump 1482 ヶ月 前
Well i guesz first Edit:wow most likes i got was from a first comment
Faceless Mc Shadow Figure
Faceless Mc Shadow Figure ヶ月 前
THEEB - ذيب
THEEB - ذيب ヶ月 前
Congrats bruh
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