Festive Stand-Up For Your Sh*tty Christmas

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Netflix Is A Joke

24 日 前

We didn't get you a gift but we do have these deranged Christmas jokes tied up in a nice little bow. No thank-you note needed! Bill Burr: Paper Tiger, Nikki Glaser: Bangin, and Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids are now streaming on Netflix.
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Xaero One
Xaero One 7 日 前
Bwaaa the reverse santa.. Sign me up
James S
James S 12 日 前
Up the chimney- a reverse santa 😜
Junaid Islam
Junaid Islam 16 日 前
Nikki is probably on a dry streak for a looooonnnggg time! Every joke she makes involves her genitalia
Michael Quinn
Michael Quinn 16 日 前
Seriously rob shitner, why is he doing stand up?
Big Mike
Big Mike 17 日 前
It's easy for women to find their clit, they get a response when they hit it. Men don't get the response when they hit a woman's clit. Women don't seem to understand that and mock men for not being able to find it. That's why I recommend the magic wand. It takes the guesswork out.
Kris Reid
Kris Reid 18 日 前
Oh Nikki glaser... I liked you, I want to like you, listen to your audience. We are tiring of the low brow sex talk. Very quiet audience.
yup it's ME!
yup it's ME! 17 日 前
I can't take her comedy! It sounds like a laugh track to me!
STOP PRE-ORDERING VIDEO GAMES!
STOP PRE-ORDERING VIDEO GAMES! 18 日 前
As a Brit, I only discovered Nikki Glaser this year during the first lockdown and she's one of my new favourite comedians. Incredibly funny but most importantly it's effortless, she doesn't have to try desperately all the time, she just *_is_* funny.
Chrispy 4949
Chrispy 4949 18 日 前
She is hilarious, I prefer Nikki to Kathrine Ryan.
Dovahkiin
Dovahkiin 18 日 前
Exactly this
Aperture Science
Aperture Science 18 日 前
+1 to this. Same, I only found her a few months ago, naturally hilarious especially when unscripted like on chat shows.
MrVernonjenkins
MrVernonjenkins 19 日 前
It could had been over by now,lol Rob is the worse.
Jeanieart1940 Kowatsch
Jeanieart1940 Kowatsch 19 日 前
Lady d I sgusting.
Jeanieart1940 Kowatsch
Jeanieart1940 Kowatsch 19 日 前
Congratulations on part in the Star Wars series.
Robert Huismans
Robert Huismans 20 日 前
aaaaaaaand women still arent funny.
Chrispy 4949
Chrispy 4949 18 日 前
Thanks, because everyone was wondering what your opinion was.
Dovahkiin
Dovahkiin 18 日 前
Much edge, such wow.
Aperture Science
Aperture Science 18 日 前
*In your opinion. Same as in my opinion you sound like a pr!ck from 1945.
Edonnard Kibii
Edonnard Kibii 20 日 前
I can always bet on what Nikki's jokes will be about while drunk & tired every night & I can promise you I'd never get it wrong
STOP PRE-ORDERING VIDEO GAMES!
STOP PRE-ORDERING VIDEO GAMES! 18 日 前
Good for you. Have you ever heard of _when something works, don't change it._ It works because she's popular and still growing so why would she change her material to suit you or anyone else. Why do so many people not understand the basic concept of, **Humor.*
ps
ps 20 日 前
Yep, Netflix, *this is a joke!* 💯 😔
Sheikh Ahmed Tijan Bah
Sheikh Ahmed Tijan Bah 20 日 前
Thanks for putting Bill first!
C We
C We 20 日 前
Comedy is simple. Point out the ironic. Use yer BRAIN°🦋🙃
C We
C We 20 日 前
😪😪
C We
C We 20 日 前
(reply)😐 ..see how hilarious that is?
C We
C We 20 日 前
Those frightened by the ironic, are usually the funniest people!
Mark Maggott
Mark Maggott 21 日 前
Her mum must be so proud of her.
Scott Walker
Scott Walker 22 日 前
Hey Look! it's Rob Schneider not being funny! Some things never change...
Sam P
Sam P 19 日 前
Great character actor though. Really loved it when he played that stapler.
Holly B
Holly B 22 日 前
I respectfully request someone fixes audio
Holly B
Holly B 22 日 前
Nikki xo
Diky Sunjaya
Diky Sunjaya 22 日 前
jpgoon.info/number/bideo/22mZbJaPionVhns.html
Ernesto Berger
Ernesto Berger 22 日 前
This is the evidence that there's absolutely no funny female comedians. To them, the notion of funny is always about a woman breaking some kind of taboo by talking about sex, cursing, or disgusting things. There is no word play, no inventiveness, no funny observations, just crap.
Mr. Cromlech
Mr. Cromlech 22 日 前
There is a few good ones actually like Urzila Carlson, Fortune Feimster, Iliza Shlesinger, Chelsea Handler, Whitney Cummings, Ali Wong, Katherine Ryan and Wanda Sykes, a range of good to awesome who have much better jokes than only boring sex jokes.
Shibby120
Shibby120 22 日 前
Damn Bill that makes things make sense now
puckman
puckman 22 日 前
Glaser is great. The right wing boomers I could have done without.
C Mendoza
C Mendoza 20 日 前
@Nitin Sehrawat Eh, most comedians are left leaning. The funny ones at least, it's hard to be conservative and be critical of everything around you.
Nitin Sehrawat
Nitin Sehrawat 21 日 前
She is just educating lads it seems. Which is ok in a sex-ed class. Wasn't funny.
Connor Pro
Connor Pro 22 日 前
Nobody forced you to watch their stand-up, or even the video in general. If you don't like it, don't click.
Shashank Kumar
Shashank Kumar 23 日 前
2:10 IF YOU ARE HERE FOR NIKKI 😘❤️
Burcu Dursun
Burcu Dursun 23 日 前
Nikki Glaser aka queen
Zod Jenkins
Zod Jenkins 23 日 前
master your sound levels please, the intro is way too loud
Ida Iversen
Ida Iversen 23 日 前
🥸
TonoSama
TonoSama 23 日 前
When you can’t hear Bill Burr, you know the sound is too low.
Jennifer Bates
Jennifer Bates 23 日 前
This is fucking hilarious!!💚❤🎄🎁!! Nikki's set was awesome! I'm going to college for psychology and sexual science and I also work in an adult store! The womanizer or the Satisfyer Pro 2 are amazing toys!!! They are USB and have warranties too!
808 VW’s
808 VW’s 23 日 前
Someone needs to help write Nicky better jokes
C Mendoza
C Mendoza 20 日 前
@Mike Kushins Speak for yourself.
Mike Kushins
Mike Kushins 22 日 前
Had nothing to do with xmas
Zynera
Zynera 23 日 前
why is she like 50% of the video
Kurosaki990Ichigo
Kurosaki990Ichigo 23 日 前
Ok Nikki you have a vagina. We got it. Your skit being placed right after Bills is such a disappointment and shows how funny you are. NOT.
The Play Space: BDSM for Short Attention Spans
The Play Space: BDSM for Short Attention Spans 23 日 前
Who is Nikki screwing that are so incredibly bad at it that they inspire her negative sex comedy?
ogladacz r.t.
ogladacz r.t. 23 日 前
thanks, just what i wanted
Eric Paloheimo
Eric Paloheimo 23 日 前
Ol' Billy ballbag had to work a couple of years through the doll story before he could make that memory funny : jpgoon.info/number/bideo/tmp6o5OQi3emdH8.html
ShanKat
ShanKat 23 日 前
Nikki is such a queen
Connor Pro
Connor Pro 23 日 前
But why
Connor Pro
Connor Pro 23 日 前
Explain to me why every bit of Nikki Glaser's I have seen is about some form of sex and it's never funny.
Freemind
Freemind 18 日 前
@Mr. Cromlech I have to disagree , most of female stand up comedians I have seen talk/joke about sexual stuff ( most of their jokes ) , to get attention maybe ?! Idk , for me it's like fart jokes. I might laugh the first time but it becomes trashy the next one.
C Mendoza
C Mendoza 20 日 前
It's what get the views and sells the tickets. To college football fans like yourself, all across the nation.
Lyonel Jean - Louis
Lyonel Jean - Louis 21 日 前
Bc thats all she's got. Nothing else
Michelle De Los Rios
Michelle De Los Rios 23 日 前
I agree with you.
808 VW’s
808 VW’s 23 日 前
Cause she’s scared away all the good men with her delusional jokes
andrewcoleobx
andrewcoleobx 23 日 前
You would think the AUDIO would be better. This is awful
grizzlehatchet1
grizzlehatchet1 23 日 前
Bills story never happened.... He would have shown that picture.
Eric Paloheimo
Eric Paloheimo 23 日 前
jpgoon.info/number/bideo/tmp6o5OQi3emdH8.html En cointrare
Da1 King0fWakanda
Da1 King0fWakanda 23 日 前
The Dry Hump part 😂
Parker Tristen
Parker Tristen 23 日 前
Awesome 😍💋 💝💖♥️❤️
Middle Aged White Guy.
Middle Aged White Guy. 23 日 前
It's a Festivus miracle...
Middle Aged White Guy.
Middle Aged White Guy. 23 日 前
@Mike Pratt , I've got a lot of problems with you people...
Mike Pratt
Mike Pratt 23 日 前
Don't forget to air your grievances and the feats of strength
T.V. TED
T.V. TED 23 日 前
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SSS🌙
SSS🌙 23 日 前
Can't hear ya Bill. Thumbs down Nekflix
Mark Maina
Mark Maina 23 日 前
I'm glad Netflix noticed.
T.V. TED
T.V. TED 23 日 前
jpgoon.info/number/bideo/2XZ5m6awa43Qfmo.html blackpink fans watch this video
stayhappylittle mermaid
stayhappylittle mermaid 23 日 前
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don’t. And believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy, just that it would be worth it
grizzlehatchet1
grizzlehatchet1 23 日 前
Damn shut up already
T.V. TED
T.V. TED 23 日 前
jpgoon.info/number/bideo/2XZ5m6awa43Qfmo.html blackpink fans watch this video
Cap'n Jace
Cap'n Jace 23 日 前
I didn't know Rob Schneider did stand up??? I miss his movies they were the best!!
Jessica Mills
Jessica Mills 22 日 前
@puckman yeah I went to one of his shows not knowing that...was not a good time
Neg Ative
Neg Ative 22 日 前
@T.V. TED Nobody likes that bullshit
puckman
puckman 22 日 前
He’s a right-wing conspiratorial enema bag. Hard pass.
rubaruba
rubaruba 23 日 前
then watch again
T.V. TED
T.V. TED 23 日 前
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shake spear
shake spear 23 日 前
I was searching for a Christmas stand up when i got this notification!! I clicked as soon us i saw it
The Play Space: BDSM for Short Attention Spans
The Play Space: BDSM for Short Attention Spans 23 日 前
Me too.
T.V. TED
T.V. TED 23 日 前
jpgoon.info/number/bideo/2XZ5m6awa43Qfmo.html blackpink fans watch this video
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