wow. shocked at all the contra-kids comments! godnessss me 😳😳😨🤭

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My favorite part of this whole incident was when they gave the US permission to search the consolate, except for one area near a well on the property.

just chop chop chop for the rest of my life

🤢 that last bitch was terrible. Who invited her?

Normally the comment section would be full of the usual bullsh*t.. But so many got the joke, thought it over, and decided; well I'm not what he's saying, so I won't comment. Oh man, now I did it

excellent ... humor by absurd

👍😊

I thought it was Officer Gary!

Hasan dad become president, some guy hates him or insult India, bucks are about to rain down on your house

Sometimes I'll be in a discussion or debate with someone and interrupt them by saying "You have no good car ideas." Doesn't matter that they have no idea what I mean. The joke is for you and I.

It's time for a Seinfeld special or movie. They all should be out of prison by now.

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I'm not american, what was the meaning of the bit where he said "flying from LA to NY in under six hours"? I don't get it and I'm curious.

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Look around all major never ending conflicts globally have a brithish connection , The old saying If 2 fish fight in pond u know an Englishman just passed. India Pakistan Israel Palestine Hongkong china Taiwan china List is long please complete

" We don't respect youuuu" Yes you do. You respect the guy enough to let him get puss* without tieing him up and draining him till you dry up till you meet another Chad.

Chocolate hygiene LMFAO😂😂😂😂😂😂

My face has been stuck in "Oh shit" mode for 5 minutes. Oh shit.

Hey, the first issue that this show reported on that got "solved"!

I came from finding out he was on parks and rec

Update: just in case you weren't aware. The horse is still out of the hospital. I repeat it has not returned

I could listen to Julia laugh all day. I'm in love with her laugh. Seriously

It’s called zaddy. And dilf does exist.

Jay Z is fucking rich. He is known to be a smart investor. Who thrives of making a killing in investment. He has a alcohol company i think. It's crazy how much money he has. I can't even imagine how much Beyonce must have.

3:51 i fuckin cracked

Most of the video was about representation and the jokes were not funny. I understand that he wants to talk about this....but choose an appropriate time. I wish I could dislike this vid twice.

Lol🤣👍

I love how you show the founding fathers then include Lin Manuel Miranda

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"It come from diaphragm" hahaha!

Hasan after this episode: "I'm gonna bath in sandwater"

Never knew Sandler had chops on the axe.

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Interviewer - What did he say? Interpreter - He spoke english... You don't understand, Jesus Chris? 😂😂😂😂

*ALL DRUGS SHOULD BE LEGAL!* All legal drugs are not safe, but thank goodness, it speeds up evolution.

"Oh my God, he won" 🤩🤩🤩🤩

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Tootie has improved with age from cute to smoking hot. Kim Fields lookin good girl, lookin good. Wanda, you're pretty but I'm a man and you're lesbian so you probably don't care what I think.

This guy is so not funny

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JOKOY ,you're so Hilarious 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

Bruh he said I just cut my own di*k like 3 or 4 time make me laugh hella hard Edit: she also sound so panic when he said I cut my own di*k

That Greeter Thing Will Put Things In Perspective

Day To Day

You become enslaved to your home. Miss a payment and depending on your contract,...life can quickly began to spiral.

I remember when they this happened at school lol😆

I’m sorry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

My parents thought i was a great kid for not getting in trouble with girls. Haha nobody in my family saw it coming because they were like most straight people and pretend gays “act” and/or “talk” a certain way. Its why i laugh anytime someone says they didnt really know anyone gay growing up. Lol you know a lot of gay people, you just didnt ask them who they were fucking and assume homosexuals are identifiable.

mmm, yes please

😭😭😭 All 7 in California

Katt>Kevin

thought you had to be a comedian to be on this show getting coffee with mr. seinfeld

"oh I haven't heard of her before, this looks like a funny bit" *30 seconds later* "whelp there goes my gay little heart oh my god!"

They need to storm again

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She absolutely crushed this segment.

Whoever that is at 1:40 is the opposite of funny.

Absolutely true New Yorkers....

OOOPS

I just saw this teaser at night and when I saw Bo Burnham with a beard and long haired look , it's a horror show for me now .

She ROCKED!

This place is a 💩hole

Only real comedy fans know Adam Sandler a OG

The whistle happened but what didn’t happened was him asking her out and grabbing her hand

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I'm asian and my parents don't want me to be a doctor or anything to do with medical stuff my dad just wants me to do marketing

🥰🥰🥰

that first girl is like half normal, half midget, can't figure it out....

Someone explain the flight joke at the end.

Eliminate Netflix and these satanic adrenochrome eugenist pedophiles laughing at his joke of a "comedian" . Free up the land and resources the elite have been hoarding!

I love him

I thought this was the kevin hart's story all over again....plot twist....f you

If though this Dave Chappelle is hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣 he is right on this. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯

Hilarious

And here I'm wearing my cloths until they ripped

Everything he said about the Chinese culture and parents is also 100% applicable for Indian culture and parents 😂 1. Parents wanting their kids to become doctor - Check 2. For prestige & money and not helping people - Check 3. Impossible to convince your parents to visit a doctor - Check 4. Have a god of money - Check (Goddess Laxmi)

Do you still have that knife?

Why is there a woman placed just behind burr silently just ogling?... seems unpro